Atheism Doesn't Exist;
Only Nothing Doesn't Exist;
Deal With It
John Flaschberger
Occasionally we encounter those who apparently hate atheists so much that, in their attempts to define atheism out of existsnce, they'd grasp at whatever straws as might be assembled into a string of words! The notion that they could be in error, however, is, like so much else that goes on in a balanced discussion, entirely unthinkable. Any replies on our part are subject to an immediate "challenge" -- before our antagonist gives himself an opportunity to see what we've even said! |
From: John Flaschberger
To: "Positive Atheism" <editor@positiveatheism.org>
Sent: April 26, 2002 2:08 AM
Subject: WebMaster:_Positive_Atheism_Index
True Atheism does not exist. A true athieist would end their life as soon as they truly believed in Atheism. If they believed in having a good life and living life to it's fullist, then they obviously believe in something, which makes them not Atheist. You don't need to believe in a practiced religion to be non-atheist, you have a belief and thats what you live your life by. therefore you are not Atheist. the only thing that can make a true Atheist is ending their own life, if you are afraid, then you believe in something, or you are a total pussy and don't deserve to be alive to begin with. You will die and learn the truths that you made the decision to ignore while you were alive, and have to suffer extreme results thereafter. I cannot blame you for chooseing ignorance and I don't feel a true god would either, but you need to realize that people cannot comprehend nothingness for a reason -- it does not exist. And that is the only thing that does not exist.
Sincerly,
Flaaaaaaaa
From: "Positive Atheism Magazine" <editor@positiveatheism.org>
To: "John Flaschberger"
Subject: Re: WebMaster:_Positive_Atheism_Index
Date: April 26, 2002 12:21 AM
True Atheism does not exist.
Have a nice life!
Cliff Walker
Positive Atheism Magazine
Six-and-a-half years of service
to people with no reason to believe
From: John Flaschberger
To: "Positive Atheism" <editor@positiveatheism.org>
Sent: April 26, 2002 2:22 AM
Subject: WebMaster:_Positive_Atheism_Index
I just sent an email and I prefer that you send a response to abceefghhjlnorrs@hotmail.com [phony address for privacy] because I do not check my roadrunner account. I would appreciate all other views you might have to my prespective and I would like to challenge anything you have in response. I do not believe in Chisitanity or any other Religion, but I am sure and feel strongly against the idea of true Atheism. Please, Please, respond, I beg for your feedback. I feel I can teach you a new lesson in life that might expand your view. All I have to say is , can't we all just get along? It's not that hard to be happy and just deal with it.
This is a boilerplate (autoresponder) message that we send to that bum who insults your wife and then asks you for a cigarette, and then wants you to light it for him! The tailor-made (Al) Jaffee is, "Do you want me to smoke it for you as well?" |
Please send your response to my
[ ] OTHER
[ ] MAIN
[ ] OWN
[ ] VERY COMPLEX
e-mail account. The address is:
IM2lazy2setup2accounts@once2thinkURL.bz*
Too late! Just check the other account, okay? Then go ahead and figure out where they keep the "Reply To" field in that other e-mail program. If it's somebody else's account, then change it when you log on and then put it back the way you found it when you're done. It's that simple!
I am a fully disabled man who can produce about one-third what an able-bodied worker is able to produce with the same skills (which is still a lot of work). Nevertheless I processes well over 300 e-mails on the slowest of days. As often as not I finish the e-mail portion of the day's work by sundown (meaning that I get to start my real work about the time everybody else knocks off for the day to enjoy all the time they saved by palming certain responsibilities onto others).
So many people want me to cover for this one chore that it behooves me to create a boilerplate response just to send a message to those who will not to go to the effort of entering their main e-mail address into the "Reply To" field of their secondary, online, friend's, or back-up e-mail account. Maybe eventually things will change.
(Ah! Keep dreaming, Cliff!)
* This is "Vanity Plate-ese," formerly known as "CDB," for: "I am too lazy to set up two accounts at once to think you are all that busy." |
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